Several years ago, perhaps 12 years, my daughter and I went to some sales in The Big City. She was a preteen at the time and I had to agree to go clothes shopping with her that afternoon. Neither of us will ever forget that day.
It was midday and we were tracking down our last stop. We found the address we were looking for, parked and walked up to the porch. We both swear to this day the ad said the sale was inside. No one was outside, so we just opened the door and walked in. You know you do that at sales that are held inside. Still no one about. Maybe they were taking a bathroom break. We were browsing some things with price tags on them when we heard a door open behind us. We turned around to see a man totally nude. He had definitely taken a bathroom break. A shower most likely. His eyes got big as saucers, our eyes got big as saucers. He let out an "eek", we let out a louder "eek". He turned around and dashed into another room, we turned around and got the h*** out'ta Dodge as fast as we could! Now, this all took a total of 5 seconds, but it seemed like an eternity.
We still can't figure out what went wrong. Were we at the wrong address? There were things for sale inside. Had the sale closed? We double checked the time and were within the time frame stated. Maybe the shoppers had stopped coming and he figured it was over. I just wish he'd locked his front door. Or on second thought...............
